K-9 LOGIC

•   The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail
  instead of
    his
    tongue.
    -Anonymous
  
    Don’t accept your dog’s admiration as conclusive evidence that you
  are
    wonderful.
    -Ann Landers

•   If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where
  they
    went.
    -Will Rogers
•  There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your
  face.
    -Ben Williams  

 

•   A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves
    himself.
    -Josh Billings
•   The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
    -Andy Rooney   

    We give dogs time we can spare, space we can spare and love we can
  spare.
    And in return, dogs give us their all. It’s the best deal man has
  ever
    made.
    -M. Acklam

 

•   Dogs love their friends and bite their enemies, quite unlike people,
  who
    are
    incapable of pure love and always have to mix love and hate.
    -Sigmund Freud

 

•   I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird
  religious
    cult.
    -Rita Rudner
•   A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three
    times before lying down.
    -Robert Benchley

 

•   Anybody who doesn’t know what soap tastes like never washed a dog.
    -Franklin P. Jones
    If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I
  have
    known will go to heaven, and very, very few persons.
    -James Thurber 

 

•   If your dog is fat, you aren’t getting enough exercise.
    -Unknown

 

•  My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to $3.00 a
  can.
  >  That’s almost $21.00 in dog money.
    -Joe Weinstein
  
•   Ever consider what our dogs must think of us? I mean, here we come
  back
    from
    a grocery store with the most amazing haul — chicken, pork, half a
  cow.
    They must think we’re the greatest hunters on earth!
   -Anne Tyler

 

•   Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
  and
    get
    used to the idea.
    -Robert A. Heinlein
•   If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not
  bite
    you;
    that is the principal difference between a dog and a man.
    -Mark Twain 

 

•  You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog will give you a
  look
    that says, ‘Wow, you’re right! I never would’ve thought of that!’
    – Dave Barry
  
•  Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.
    – Roger Caras

 

•  If you think dogs can’t count, try putting three dog biscuits in
  your
    pocket and then give him only two of them.
    -Phil Pastoret

 

•  My goal in life is to be as good of a person my dog already thinks I
  am.

 

Top 10 dog peeves about humans:
1. Blaming your farts on me… not funny… not funny at all!!!
2. Yelling at me for barking… I’M A FRIGGIN’ DOG, YOU IDIOT!
3. Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out. Exactly
whose walk is this anyway?
4. Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose… stop it!
5. Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons… now you know why we chew
your stuff up when you’re not home.
6. The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw. You fooled a dog!
WhooooHoooooooo… what a proud moment for the top of the food chain.
7. Taking me to the vet for “the big snip,” then acting surprised when I
freak out every time we go back!
8. Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests. Sorry, but I
haven’t quite mastered that handshake thing yet!
9. Dog sweaters. Hello ???… Haven’t you noticed the fur?
10. How you act disgusted when I lick myself. Look, we both know the
truth, you’re just jealous.
Now lay off me on some of these things! We both know who’s boss here!!!
You Don’t See Me Picking Up Your Shit, Do You?

 

Happy Valentines Day

Happy Valentines Day Everyone

To everyone out there

Here’s hoping you get candy flowers and a little sumthing sumthing. Have a safe and very happy day

From The Enforcer

My Confession

Ok I’m a guy and as guy’s we don’t usually admit when we are:

1. Wrong
2. Lost
3. Need Help
4. Horny

Ok I threw that last one in there just to see if you were really reading. If you stopped short and started yelling at the computer screen that I am either a liar or on prozac then you pass the test. If you still don’t get it Email me and I’ll fill you in on the joke.

Well I am breaking all the rules here, I’m a rebel, a loner among men.

Hell they may even revoke my season tickets to Nascar………..

but I don’t care at all, I’m going to say it:

Here goes…

Are you ready????

Are You sure you are ready?????????

Ok My name is Enforcer and I am computer code challenged and I—NEED—HELP……………

there I said it, and actually it feels kinda good, Kinda like silk boxer shorts, but I digress.

I need Theme Help, If you or anyone that you can coerce,armtwist, sweet talk, or blackmail into helping me I would be much appreciated.

I love the Template that I have and in the code it says that I can change Photos, Colors or basically anything I need to as long as I keep the linkbacks in. That being said Im not picky, if you are creative and can come up with something dazzling I would deffinately switch templates and would love to use it and give credit galore.

The blog title is Enforcers notebook, I would love to keep the stooges picture in it somewhere. Along with all of my sidebar doo-dads. Other than that I am easy (Of course I’m easy, Im a guy)

Everybody loves firefighters

fighting sixes 1
Originally uploaded by fb.bradley@verizon.net.

So I decided to hang out by their rig during an MVA that we were working last night. Damn it was cold.

Their “truck tattoo” is really cool. Each of our firehouses in town has their own tattoo (which is usually a pic of a cool landmark in their service area, the one pictured is the Rollins School Clock Tower)along with their tatt they have their battle cry emblazoned on their truck. this is engine 6 or “the fighting sixes” of Prospect Hill. I used to live in that neighborhood. I love that Tatt.
I will try to post some more of the crash pictures later (I was the Photo scribe during this accident and I got a few good shots)

ALL THE CRAZIES COME OUT WHEN I WORK

I worked the front desk the other night, There are 5 “inside” jobs, they are:

1)Dispatcher
2)Calltaker
3)Leaps Operator
4)CellBlock (Beastmaster)
5)Front Desk

 

The first 3 jobs are all in the communications center/ radio room. The good part about those jobs is that you have companions and TV. The bad part is the NCLV (Nitwit Call LevelVolume) It is very high. I don’t do well with nitwits.

Cellblock is not a bad inside job however once in awhile you get a night where the prisoners will get on your last nerve.

Which brings me to the front desk guy which was me the other night. As the deskman your job is to meet and greet the public when they come in for whatever assistance they seek. While it is true that you have to actually speak with nitwits who quite literally could not chew gum and walk at the same time, You don’t have to actually help them. You as the deskman are a conduit for them to be brought together with the proper patrolman who can help them.
And god help the patrolman who pisses me off when I’m working the desk, Payback is a bitch who aint got none in awhile………
Occasionally though there are jobs that you can at the desk take care of such as :
Stolen car reports
Malicious Damage reports
And Occasionally you get a guy or girl seeking assistance at the front desk who has warrants and you get to arrest them.
Well, I had a nice uneventful night working the desk right up until 00:55 Hrs. five minutes before quitting time, this guy walks in and asks me: “Hey buddy, can you check for me, I think I may have a warrant and I want to clear it up.”
Yup, you guessed it. He had warrants, lots of em, for so many offenses too, there were straight warrants and default warrants, so I bring him downstairs, process, picture and print him, allow him his phone call and with the assistance of the booking officer put him in a cell.

Good part is that I got some overtime pay for the troubles. But my question is as follows:
Who the hell comes in at five till one in the morning to turn themselves in?
Crazy People I tell ya…………..

YOU KNOW YOU’RE FROM MASSACHUSETTS IF

 

YOU KNOW YOU’RE FROM MASSACHUSETTS IF:

 

You think if someone is nice to you they either want something or they are from out of town

The public transportation system is known as the “T” and you’d rather drive in bumper to bumper traffic for 4 hours to get to Boston than be caught dead on the “Orange Line”

You could own a small town in Iowa for the cost of your house There are 24 Dunkin Donuts shops within 15 minutes of your house and
that is how you give directions

If you stay on the same road long enough it eventually has three different names

53 degrees is “on the warm side”

You’ve walked to Brigham’s for an ice cream cone “to go” during a Nor’Easter

You cringe every time you hear some actor/actress imitate the”Boston Accent” on TV

You call chocolate sprinkles “jimmies” A water fountain is called a bubbler. Say it “bubbla”. You can go from one side of town to the other in less than fifteen minutes

You know how to pronounce towns like Worcester, Haverhill, Peabody, Scituate, Chatham, and Leominster

You know what they sell at a “packie”

 

You keep an ice s craper in your car all year round Paranoia sets in when you can’t see a Dunkin Donuts, ATM or CVS

You’ve pulled out of a side street and used your car to block oncoming traffic so you can make a left

You’ve bragged about saving money at The Christmas Tree Shop

You know what a “regular coffee” is!

You can navigate a rotary without a problem

You use the words “wicked” “pissa” and “good” in the same sentence

You know what a frappe is

Saint Patrick’s Day is your second favorite holiday

You drink tonic and would never consider using it on your hair

You never say “Cape Cod” you say “The Cape”

You went to Old Sturbridge Village and Plymouth Plantation at least once, in elementary school, but never to Bunker Hill

You know the Mass Pike and 495 create some sort of strange weather dividing line

These are so true, If you need clarification on any of them do not hesitate to post your questions

A question

Ive seen some Blogsites with some really cool blog directory site codes. If you know anything about those sites please let me know where to go and how to sign up
Thanks
The Enforcer